🧛Vampiers

The Vampier Slice is a subslice of the Undead. A cold, scary Slice of Pies, the Vampiers live in the Undercooked Lands, in close proximity to the Zompies, sharing common land.

The Vampiers are intelligent, clever, cloaked in mystery, and the self-proclaimed boss of the Undercooked Lands. Very little that is known about the Vampiers can be taken as true. One known truth is that the Vampiers share their lands with two other Slices - the Expieriments and the Zompies - and venture above and below the Crust of Pieland at will

Vampiers are often seen with a trusted hound, surrounded by bats, or pierced by a stake. This Slice is rumored to devour the pie fillings of other Octopies. An ongoing conspieracy is that the Vampiers have control over the Zompies and fuel their powers by feeding off of them. Or could it be the other way around?

These Pie-filling suckers are enemies to any living Slice, and are known to fear the Doughbots. The Doughbots are pure machine and their metal crust naturally protects them from the Vampiers’ fearsome bite. Unless you’re 100% machine, best to stay clear of these Octopies without proper pie protection.

Vampiers Of Interest

The Baron

The Baron is renowned for their charm and charisma. As well as their evil energy. Unfortunately, not much else is known. But, what is known by Pieple across Pieland, are the stories and tales of The Baron being a dangerous Octopie. Even with those stories being widespread, when an Octopie meets this unique character, they find themselves taken in by the allure of The Baron. Resisting this allure of The Baron is a difficult task, which is what makes this Octopie so dangerous.